A half pet is better than no pet at all... no wait!
They say the best way for women to fend off attackers is with her elbows, I don't think this model has anything to ever worry about.
I spike you with my spikey hand.
Our tours are so popular we don't have to use cardboard cutout passengers to make our buses look full. Honestly. *Apologies to Crosby Stills and Nash
Cracks are beginning to appear in the Corner Cubby campaign as child actor complains of interdimensional leakage.